Ritual... Pasta. Like spaghetti?
Not in the least! Or, okay, this particular spaghetti is pretty creepy but that's not what I mean by creepypasta! Ritual Pasta is born out of Creepypasta, which is a website dedicated to creepy fiction stories, legends, and images from around the web. Some creepypastas have even become novels (my favorite is Penpal). Think of these as open source urban legends-- because plenty of people expand upon existing narratives. As I'm sure you can imagine, occasionally creepypastas can get out of hand and can be given too much credence from its audience. Today, we are getting into how this can be true with ritual creepypastas (or ritual pastas) which require a performative element to achieve something (usually) sinister...
Wow!!! Good call! Yeah!
So to begin. If you are uninitiated, one of the most popular creepypastas is the legend of Slenderman. I've attached a video that summarizes his whole deal nicely:
"SLENDERMAN IS NOT A REAL PERSON/ENTITY. As far as I’m aware, most news outlets have done their due diligence and thus no media personality is claiming that Slenderman actually exists, so I’m not exactly sure where people are getting this misinformation. However, I’m still seeing quite a lot of comments from people who believe that A) he is a real person and B) he owns and is responsible for every single Creepypasta-related website, tumblr, YouTube channel, Facebook group, forum, and wiki. This is simply not true. Slenderman is not, nor has he ever been, anything more than a fictional character created by SomethingAwful user Victor Surge. As is the case with many other fictional characters, he has fans who indulge themselves by creating videos, games, and fanfictions about him, but this does not make him real any more than such fandom would make The Walking Dead or Batman real." To read more of their statement, go here: https://www.creepypasta.com/statement-wisconsin-stabbing/
Like Slenderman?
Wow!!! Good call! Yeah!
So to begin. If you are uninitiated, one of the most popular creepypastas is the legend of Slenderman. I've attached a video that summarizes his whole deal nicely:
WAIT WAIT WAIT did he say murder?!?
Yes, these girls were performing serving as "proxies" to Slenderman (that is, under his influence/possession or helping him). There are several rituals that can be found littered about the internet that are designed to assist one in attaining this status in some capacity, but the one that garners the most attention is that of two twelve-year-old girls in Wisconsin who murdered a mutual friend in order to demonstrate (or perform) loyalty to Slenderman (here is the BBC coverage of the event and subsequent trial-- which was so extensive I couldn't pick just one). If we want to talk about "realness" of a performative action being too much, this is Poe's Law in action (given that these girls accepted the legends of Slenderman to be genuine). I grant that this is darker than parody or satire, but it is still a strong example not only of the difference between illusion and reality being "too" blurred but also of there being serious consequences.
So... creepypasta needed a more obvious wink to its audience?
They have made it even more abundantly clear that creepypastas are not real. While I personally do not believe creepypasta failed to "wink" hard enough, it should be noted that the story became ever increasingly "too real" once it was a matter of worldwide interest (i.e. confusion in the public about whether or not Slenderman was indeed a real person). In the aftermath of the attack, creepypasta.com released a statement of condolences to the family of the victim, condemning the acts of the perpetrators, and emphasizing that the legend of Slenderman is completely fabricated:
Both girls were placed under psychiatric evaluation. One has already been sentenced to 25 years in an institution and the second will be sentenced shortly (her evaluation period was scheduled to be around November or December of 2017). While we are dealing with children who are clinically mentally ill, the fact remains that Slenderman inspired panic, confusion, and an intense debate about what sort of material we allow children to consume.
How many ritual pastas can possibly be out there?
Surely there aren't others taken seriously.
Oh there are. Cue the Elevator Game! (Rules and description in a fun video below.)
There are not only people who insist upon the game's authenticity, but also those who consider the performance of this ritual as component within the mysterious death of Elisa Lam. This belief is present enough that Elisa's picture is on the right hand side of the monitor when you google "elevator game."